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Tondemo Wonders (トンデモワンダーズ, TONDEMO-WONDERZ) is a song by sasakure.UK commissioned for the Wonder Magical Showtime! event. This song became playable on June 19, 2021. It is associated with the unit Wonderlands×Showtime, and currently has 6 song versions in the game. Players can unlock this song for free by claiming it in the Present Box.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Japanese lyrics | Romanized lyrics | English translation |
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エビバディ→解体! 思い出に消しゴム!? あれっ | Ebibadi-->Kaitai! omoi de ni keshi gomu!? aree | Everybody Disassemble! Take an eraser to your memories?! Huh… |
ハイになる?廃になる? はい、とは言えな~い!!! | hai ni naru? hai ni naru? hai, to wa ienai!!! | Get high? Get destroyed? I just can’t say yes to that! |
お可視い世界 お菓子は消えちゃう!?どうしよ “どうして!?”も“ああして!!”も 君らしくないな? | okashii sekai okashi wa kiechau!? doushiyo "doushite!?" mo "aashite!!" mo kimi rashikunai na? | The sweets are disappearing from a visible world?! What do I do? “Why?!” and “Do it like this!!” aren’t like you, huh? |
ソンな時代でいいよ 僕らまだ“ワンダー”信じてる、の ノ No? know! おとなたちの鋭利(営利)な目盛(×メモリー) 悩まされすぎちゃって 寄り目になっちゃいそーね!! | sonna jidai de iiyo bokura mada "wandaa" shinjiteru, no NO No? know! otona-tachi no eiri na memorii nayamasare sugichatte yori me ni nacchai so~ ne!! | Even in this sort of era, we still believe in ‘wonders,’ no? Know! The adults’ sharp, money-making memories make us worry too much! I’m gonna go cross-eyed! |
“どうして!?” “ああして!!”も「全部」だいすき!がいいじゃん!! みんなみんな笑っちゃえの魂胆で 宿敵(ライバル)逆境モンスター呼んだっていいじゃん!? スットンキョウでサイキョウなセカイを | "doushite!?" "aashite!!" mo zenbu daisuki! ga ii jan!! minna minna waracchae no kontan de raibaru gyakkou monsutaa yondatte ii jan!? suttonkyou de saikyou na sekai o | “Why?!” “Do it like this!!” I love everything! That’s fine, isn’t it? In this plot to make everyone laugh I can call them rival monsters, right?! We live in a wild, awesome world. |
どうにもこうにも救えない困難もいいじゃん!! みんなみんな救っちゃお!のポーズで ちょっとやそっとじゃ潰れない笑顔どうじゃん! 100回オチても不死議は鳥乱さない | dou ni mo kou ni mo sukuenai konnan mo ii jan!! minna minna sukucchao! no poozu de chotto ya sotto ja tsuburenai egao dou jan! hyakkai ochi te mo fushigi wa tori midasanai | I reckon it’s fine to have troubles you can’t do a thing about! I make a pose like I’m gonna save everyone. How about this smile, it’s not gonna crumble at all! Even if I fall 100 times, I’m like a phoenix. I won’t get upset! |
ワンワンでツーカーでスリーフォー エビバディ ショウタイム! | wan wan de tsuu kaa de surii foo ebibadi shoutaimu! | Wan wan, too quick, three four! Everybody, showtime! |
世界解体10秒前!?待って待って待って まだまだ一緒しよ?の魂胆です 101回目のソンな小指(メモリー)拝借 “ハッピーも失敗も消さないから!!” | sekai kaitai juu-byou mae!? matte matte matte mada mada issho shiyo? no kontan desu hyaku-ikkai me no sonna memorii haishaku "happii mo shippai mo kesanai kara!!" | 10 seconds ‘till the world’s destroyed?! Wait, wait, wait, We’re still doing it together, right? That’s my plan. I borrow the 101st pinky memory. “I won’t erase happiness or failures, after all.” |
セカイ ウチュー(宇宙) 未来 超だいすきでギューじゃん! みんなみんな笑っちゃえの正解(世界)は 宿敵(ライバル) 逆境 モンスター 何だってin(良ん)じゃん! スットンキョウでサイキョウ、お菓子いだろ? | sekai uchuu mirai chou daisuki de kyuu jan! minna minna waracchae no sekai wa raibaru gyakkou monsutaa nandatte in jan! suttonkyou de saikyou, okashii daro? | I totes love the world, space and the future so I give them a big hug! In this correct world, everyone’s gonna smile! Rivals, or monsters… it doesn’t matter, right?! Wild and awesome, it’s sweetly strange, right? |
旋回(セカイ/1000回)満開(10000回)もう一回だいすきでギューじゃん! みんなみんなくすぐっちゃえ!のポーズで ぜったいぜったいね、消せない笑顔どうじゃん! ∞回(なんかい)オチても不死議は鳥壊せない! | sekai mankai mou ikkai daisuki de kyuu jan! minna minna kusugucchae! no poozu de zettai zettai ne, kesenai egao dou jan! nankai ochi te mo fushigi wa tori kowasenai | 1,000 times, 10,000 times! One more time. I love you and I’m gonna squeeze you tight! I make a pose like I’m gonna make everyone laugh. How about this smile, it can never ever be rubbed out! No matter how many times I fall, I’m like a phoenix. I won’t get pulled down! |
ワンワンでツーカーでスリーフォー エビバディ ショウタイム! ワンワンでツーカーでスリーフォー エビバディ ショウタイム! ワンワンでツーカーでスリーフォー エビバディ ショウタイム! | wan wan de tsuu kaa de surii foo ebibadi shoutaimu! wan wan de tsuu kaa de surii foo ebibadi shoutaimu! wan wan de tsuu kaa de surii foo ebibadi shoutaimu! | Wan wan, too quick, three four! Everybody, showtime! Wan wan, too quick, three four! Everybody, showtime! Wan wan, too quick, three four! Everybody, showtime! |
English translation by Releska from his blog |
Versions[edit | edit source]
Version | Sung by | Audio |
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VIRTUAL SINGER | Hatsune Miku and KAITO | |
SEKAI | Tenma Tsukasa, KAITO, Otori Emu, Kusanagi Nene and Kamishiro Rui | |
Another Vocal | Tenma Tsukasa | |
Another Vocal | Otori Emu | |
Another Vocal | Kusanagi Nene | |
Another Vocal | Kamishiro Rui |
Videos[edit | edit source]
Hard Preview
Release date
2021/06/18
3D MV
Release date
2021/06/18
2D MV (full version)
Release date
2022/10/28
Illustrator
4
Video
OTOIRO
Director
DMYM
Background artist
Nitanda Cona
Update history[edit | edit source]
September 28, 2024
- Append difficulty changed from 32 to 33.
September 30, 2023
- Added Append Difficulty.
February 17, 2023
- Added a 2D MV as an MV option.
October 11, 2021
- Added another vocal ver. sung by Tenma Tsukasa.
- Added another vocal ver. sung by Otori Emu.
- Added another vocal ver. sung by Kusanagi Nene.
- Added another vocal ver. sung by Kamishiro Rui.
June 30, 2021
- Added VIRTUAL SINGER ver. sung by Hatsune Miku and KAITO.
June 19, 2021
- Added to the game.