Doctor=Funk Beat

Doctor=Funk Beat
Japanese												ドクター＝ファンクビート
Romaji												Dokutaa=Fanku Biito
English												Doctor=Funk Beat
Song Information
Original singer												KAITO
Producer												nyanyannya
Duration												3:31
In-game Information
Song ID												28
Unit category												Vivid BAD SQUAD
How to unlock												Music Shop
Composer												nyanyannya
Lyricist												nyanyannya
Type												Pre-existing
BPM												150
Duration (game)												2:07
Release date												2020/09/30
Music Video
3D										2D										Original
✗										✓										✗
Difficulties
Easy										Normal										Hard
8										13										19
Expert										Master										Append
27										32										N/A
Notes
Easy										Normal										Hard
160										436										677
Expert										Master										Append
984										1198										N/A

Doctor=Funk Beat (ドクター＝ファンクビート) is a song by nyanyannya featuring KAITO. It is covered by the unit Vivid BAD SQUAD, and currently has 3 song versions in the game. This song became playable on September 30, 2020. Players can unlock this song by purchasing it in the Music Shop (shop) with 10 song cards.

Lyrics

Japanese lyrics	Romanized lyrics	English translation
お幸せにどうぞ	oshiawase ni douzo	Help yourself to happiness.
まだ青い鳥をお探しの方は　Come on, now 諦めきれない方は来世で　Get a chance もう青い鳥が見える貴女は　It's too late 幻覚に被虐趣味に多幸症……	mada aoi tori o osagashi no kata wa Come on, now akirame kirenai kata wa raise de Get a chance mou aoi tori ga mieru anata wa It's too late genkaku ni mazohizumu ni EUPHORIA……	Those still searching for the bluebird, come on now! Those who just can’t give it up, in the next life you’ll get a chance! As for you who can see the bluebird, it’s too late. Hypnotism plus masochism is euphoria…
妄想症　もうどうしよう 禁断症状　幸せが欲しい？　Got it!	mousoushou mou doushiyou kindanshoujou shiawase ga hoshii? Got it!	Paranoia? Not much fo' ya! Withdrawal? Ah, well, do you want some happiness? Got it!
マジク？　not マジク！　種も仕掛けもメディカル ココロもカラダも全部浸って頂戴 御呼びかい? (イエスマイドクター) 御呼びかい? (イエスマイドクター) 希代の鬼才の素敵なこの大・天・才! Get on!	MAGIC? not MAGIC! tane mo shikake mo MEDICAL kokoro mo karada mo zenbu hitatte choudai oyobi kai? (YES MY DOCTOR) oyobi kai? (YES MY DOCTOR) kitai no kisai no suteki na kono daitensai! Get on!	Magic? not magic! Just simple, ordinary medicine here Both your body and your mind, please immerse it all A call for me? (Yes, my doctor) A call for me? (Yes, my doctor) The spectacular sage, the shining genius! Get on!
ドクター＝ファンクビート　登場だ　Ready! 名俳優　そこは良心なんだ痛むわけないだろう？ ドクター＝ファンクビート　御加減は　Lady? そのとおり現実は苦痛だらけ　ホント逝っちゃって ハッピー＆ハッピー　お幸せにどうぞ	DOCTOR = FUNKBEAT toujou da Ready! meihaiyuu soko wa ryoushin nanda itamu wakenai darou? DOCTOR = FUNKBEAT go kagen wa Lady? sono toori genjitsu wa kutsuu darake honto icchatte HAPPY HAPPY oshiawase ni douzo	Doctor Funkbeat, making his entrance--Ready! Famous actor, that's just your conscious; surely it can't be hurt? Doctor Funkbeat: How is your health, lady? True, the real world's full of pain, so make your escape! Happy, happy! Help yourself to happiness.
ドクター＝ファンクビート　夢を見た 誰もが幸せになるコドモ騙しの妄想SHOW 誰もが不幸なのだ　その巫山戯たディストピアの中では	DOCTOR = FUNK BEAT yume o mita daremo ga shiawase ni naru kodomo damashi no mousou SHOW daremo ga fukou nano da sono fuzaketa DYSTOPIA no naka de wa	Doctor Funkbeat: I just had this dream. Everyone got their "happiness" from a cheap delusion show, And yet the reason everyone was sad was being stuck inside of that dystopia!
そこでコイツだ『幸福の在り処』　出し惜しみはナンセンス さぁアナタもアナタもアナタもこれで逝きましょう 囚われの鉛姫　ようやく貴女の順番だ　Oh!! 申し遅れました もしもし幸せになりたいなら誰もが称えるその名のところへ それがドクター＝ファンクビート 大・天・才！（大・天・才！）	soko de koitsu da “CLOUD NINE” dashioshimi wa NON-SENSE saa anata mo anata mo anata mo kore de yukimashou DAMSEL IN DISTRESS youyaku anata no junban da Oh!! moushiokuremashita moshimoshi shiawase ni naritai nara daremo ga tataeru sono na no tokoro e sore ga DOCTOR = FUNK BEAT daitensai! (daitensai!)	So this "Cloud Nine" was charging top dollar for nonsense: Now, you and you and you, with this, let's all go on a trip! Damsel in distress, your turn has finally Arrived--Oh! excuse me, I should have mentioned: Hello, anyone looking for happiness, Then go to the one whose name so renowned, That is, Doctor Funkbeat, The shining genius!
お幸せにどうぞ	oshiawase ni douzo	Help yourself to happiness.

Versions

Version	Sung by	Audio
VIRTUAL SINGER	KAITO
SEKAI	KAITO, Shinonome Akito and Aoyagi Toya
Another Vocal	Kagamine Len

Videos

Hard Preview

Release date

2020/09/15

Expert Preview

Release date

2020/05/24

2D MV (game version)

Release date

2022/07/12

2D MV (full version)

Release date

2022/07/06

Illustrator

Usazaki Shiro

Video

Ikumi

Update history

July 11, 2022

• Added 2D MV as an MV option.

External links

• Vocaloid Wiki
• VocaDB
• 2D MV illustration

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